Barbara Vey, author of the PUBLISHERS WEEKLY BLOG, BEYOND HER BOOK has just posted a rave for my PLEASURING THE PIRATE. She says it should be called, PLEASURING THE READER!
Please pop over to  to comment on Barbara’s insights. She likes to get lots of posts, so please leave a message. I’d appreciate it muchly.

Thanks so much,
aka Emily Bryan
PLEASURING THE PIRATE, Coming July 29th. Don’t miss the boat. Pre-order your pirate today!


Now that I’m rounding the bend on VEXING THE VISCOUNT, (my March 2009 Leisure Book release) it’s time to start thinking about what’s next. Since all my book titles (DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS & PLEASURING THE PIRATE follow the same formula, XXXING THE XXX, it’s kind of fun to brainstorm.

So here’s your chance to name my 4th book. Please post your suggestions. If I use yours, you’ll get your pick from my backlist. Even if I don’t use any of the entries, I’ll send a signed copy of one of my books to the most outrageous entry.

One rule though: Keep it clean! Remember, this has to be something that will make it into Walmart.

So have fun and post as many ideas as you like, but please read the other posts and try not to repeat. If I receive duplicates and I decide to use it, I’ll choose the one who posted first.

Have fun!

This weekend is the start of my whirlwind of travel and speaking engagements. On Friday, the New England RWA’s LET YOUR IMAGINATION TAKE FLIGHT Conference begins at the Natick Crowne Plaza in Natick, MA. I’ll be speaking on Saturday morning, giving my plotting workshop (What a Novel Idea!), and then pitching my romantic suspense and paranormal to an editor. Later I’ll take part in the mass book signing, which starts at 4 PM. If you’re in the area, please stop by! The incredibly talented Susan Wiggs will be joining us.

Then on Monday, I’ll be flying to Pittsburgh for the Romantic Times Convention. Monday afternoon, I’ll be giving my characterization workshop (Meat on the Bones) for Bobbi Smith’s Aspiring Author Boot Camp. Then later in the week, I’ll be on a historical panel. USA Today Best Seller, Joy Nash invited me to join her for a brainstorming workshop (Book in 3 Minutes!) which should be great fun. The main thrust of that session is that in order to have a good idea, you need to have LOTS of ideas.

Along with 400 other authors, I’ll be taking part in the mass signing on Saturday the 19th from 11-2. If you’re in the area, please join us at the Pittsburgh Hilton. You’ll see lots of your favorite authors. I’m looking forward to seeing some of mine!

Then I’m home for a week. My parents are visiting from the midwest and our week together will culminate in a trip to NYC and a Broadway show. I hope to drop by Dorchester Publishing while I’m there and visit my editor for a bit.

The rest of April will go by in a blur and somehow I still have to meet my page count for VEXING THE VISCOUNT, which is due August 1st. But as frenetic as my life will be in the next few weeks, I’m feeling extremely blessed. In spite of the jitters associated with speaking and pitching, I’m living my dream and that’s no small thing.

Meet & Greet

March 30, 2008

Distracting the DuchessDistracing the Duchess

When: April 3, 2008 7:30 pm
What: Adult Reading Group
Where: Barnes & Noble
444A Broadway
Saugus, MA 01906
Who: ME! I’ll be talking about
NEUROTICA~The Secret Life of a Romance Author

So join me for a fun evening of dispelling the notions of bon-bons and feather boas. I’ll be signing copies of DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS and the good folk at B & N have even stocked a few of my Diana Groe backlist titles.

I’ll be doing plenty of speaking and traveling this spring and summer, from Rhode Island to Seattle, WA. Visit for more info about my itinerary. Hope to see you along the way!

  1. 1. FINISH THE BOOK! ~ Back in the 1980’s it might have been possible for a newbie to sell on speculation, but those days are gone forever. You MUST type “the end” before you send a query or give a pitch at a conference. Until you finish the manuscript, you have nothing to sell but a handful of fingers.

2. POLISH YOUR PROSE! ~ Good enough just won’t do. You’re competing for publishing slots with NY Times BestSellers. Tighten your story till it pings. By the time I’m ready to turn in a manscript, I’m sick to death of it. Of course, once the galley comes back I love it again, but you need to belabor your work so it’s clean and fresh and as ready for publication as you can possibly make it.

3. ENTER WRITING CONTESTS! ~ Send your darling off to as many contests as you can afford. Not only will you receive valuable feeback from your target audience, you might win or place. Most RWA Chapter contests will post the finalists in the Romance Writers Report. Win a few contests and you build valuable name recognition. Name recognition increases the chances that an agent or editor will take on a newbie. If someone else likes your work, they are more disposed to like it as well.

4. GO TO WRITERS CONFERENCES! ~ Nationals might be daunting to a newbie, but it is where I first met my agent. You’ll meet industry professionals and network with people who want to find you and your fabulous new story. If the National conference is too far or too spendy for you, take in a regional conference. The NY editors and agents come to smaller conferences, too. And as an added bonus, you’ll make some writing friends!

5. LEARN TO PITCH! ~ I know, I know. You’re a writer because you don’t like to talk. Me, too. But we need to be passionate about our work and we need to be able to communicate clearly about what it is we’ve created. So write out a one paragraph pitch. This can be the same mini-synopsis you’ll use for your query letter. Recite it to yourself in the shower, in the car, until you feel confident enough to divert from it so your pitch doesn’t sound like it’s being delivered by a robot-a sweating, trembling robot. Remember that editors and agents are people, too. They want to hear about your story. Tell them about it as if they were your best friend over a cup of coffee.

6. LEARN TO CRAFT AN APPEALING QUERY LETTER! ~ The query is your chance to pique an editor’s interest. Start with how you met this particular editor at conference. Haven’t met them? Do your research and find out who their authors are. If there’s one you enjoy, say so. Otherwise, leap into the purpose for your letter. Tell her/him what you’ve got. Be specific about genre and word count. Please don’t send them something that’s such a genre bender, the booksellers won’t know where to stock it. That’s a slam-dunk rejection. Tease your story with a short (read 2 paragraphs max) synopsis. Tell them about your past publishing credits (here’s where your contest wins go!) Do NOT exceed one typed page and do NOT use smaller than 12 pt. font. Proofread it till you think you’ll stare the words off the page. If your letter is free of typos, it bodes well for your manuscript too.

7. ASSEMBLE A WINNING PARTIAL! ~ Often, editors will request a partial. This means the first 3 chapters and synopsis. Spend some time on your first sentence. It sets the tone for the rest of the story. Make it fresh and surprising and a true promise of what’s to come. Whatever else you do, make sure you set a strong hook at the end of the third chapter. Leave your reader dying to turn the page at this point.

8. LEARN TO WRITE A KILLER DREADED SYNOPSIS! ~ A synopsis is your novel condensed to a few pages. Check the submission guidelines for specific requirements of the publishing house you’re targeting. You may need to actually write several of them–a one page, a five and a ten or more. What an editor is looking for is whether or not you’ve handled the major plot points, arranged for a few twists and turns and finished with a satisfying ending. (NO, absolutely do NOT say, “if you want to know how it all turns out, you have to ask for the manuscript.) Editors have no time for coy writers. They want to know you have a good handle on your craft. The synopsis is where you show them you understand what makes an appealing story.

9. DON’T LET REJECTION PARALYZE YOU! Stephen King was rejected. J.K. Rowling was rejected. Clive Cussler had to forge a bogus letter from a “retiring agent” to get someone to even look at his first Dirk Pitt novel. (Not recommended. The publishing world appreciates honesty.) The point is a rejection doesn’t necessarily say anything about the quality of your writing. Publishing houses are like stores. They need certain things on their shelves. If they already have enough of what you’re offering, they’ll pass. Send it on to the next house. Rejection is a fact of life in publishing. Better develop the hide of a rhinocerus or your stay in writerland will be short and painful. Here’s where an agent earns his/her salt. (And if you’re serious about a career, you want an agent.) They can soften a rejection or even sometimes turn it into a request for revisions. Be willing to revise. You didn’t come down the mountain with your manuscript carved in stone.

10. KEEP WRITING! No one can build a career on one book. In this publishing climate, an author must be original and exciting and PROLIFIC! When you sell, the first thing an editor will ask is “What else have you got?” Build your backlist now. How do you think new authors pop up with multi-book deals? Besides, every new story is a chance to improve your craft. The first one may never sell and maybe it shouldn’t. (I have a sad little western in my bottom drawer calling out “Amen!”) The only way to grow as a writer is to write. So stick with it!

Diana writes sexy, light-hearted historicals for Leisure Books as Emily Bryan. Look for DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS, a Victorian romp, in stores now!

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New Improved Website

March 27, 2008

Part of being a published author is making a way for readers to interact with me. To do this, I’ve revamped my website and added a Contact Em page as well as upgrading my Contest process. Please hop over to to see the changes. I’d love to hear from you. And please enter my DOUBLE DELIGHT CONTEST  for a chance to win my latest release, DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS and winner’s choice from the backlist of USA Today Best Seller Jennifer Ashley. (Read the interview of this multi-talented author on my blog.) Be sure to check out Em Recommends to see all the Leisure Book authors who are going to the Romantic Times Convention in Pittsburgh next month.

I’m still keeping my site, but it hasn’t received as many upgrades. It’s hard to know what to do, but since I don’t have any more books scheduled to come out under that name, I may let the site go eventually.  I loved my Viking stories, but so far the sexy, light-hearted stories I’ve written seem to be better received by readers. DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS hit #15 in historical romance one day on Amazon. I’m absolutely thrilled! Readers from all over the country have been emailing me to let me know how they loved the Duchess. One admitted I had her “giggling and blushing through the whole book!” 

Happy Reading!

From time to time, I interview other authors for my website and my blog. Today, I’m featuring Harriet Ford, a friend of mine from Ozark Romance Authors, the writing group I was involved with when I lived in Missouri. Harriet has written a non-fiction account of wrongful imprisonment called SHADOW IN THE RAIN. I caught up with Harriet this week for a visit.


Diana/Emily: Thanks for being with us, Harriet. Can you share a little about the type or stories you write and what drew you to this genre?

Harriet: I write fact-based fiction, and faith-based supernatural suspense fiction. I am drawn to Diana/Emily’s books because of her thorough research and believable worlds, her careful development of character and her element of suspense. She is truly a mistress of her craft.


Diana/Emily: Thanks. (I’ll pay you later) How did you begin writing and could you describe your writing process?

Harriet: I started writing as a reporter and have had numerous articles, memoirs, short stories and essays published. My first book is a suspense-romance based on an actual murder in Rockford, Illinois where I reported for a weekly, mom-and-pop newspaper. I wrote several articles on the case and slowly became convinced the court convicted the WRONG MAN. A private eye and a nationally known forensics and crime-scene investigator both worked the case, also stating there was no way Mr. Kuhl could be guilty, but they were unable to prove it.

Diana/Emily: Sounds intriguing. Where can readers find your books?

Harriet: My books are available in bookstores and at my website,


Diana/Emily: After such a serious subject, what are you working on now?

Harriet: I am working on the second book in the Beyond Fantasy series, faith-based supernatural thrillers.  The first book in the series, FRANKLY MADAME, is to be released some time this year.


Diana/Emily: Wow! That’s a switch. Do you have a website so readers can learn more?


Diana/Emily: We all have writers who inspire us. Who’s your favorite author and why?

Harriet: I have so many. I like entertaining, riveting and rollicking. There are authors who do all three and more. I could never choose only one.


Diana/Emily: I write strictly fiction. In fact, I’ve been toying with idea of having a T shirt printed that says, “I MAKE STUFF UP!” But you write both fiction and non-fiction. How does writing fiction compare to non-fiction?

Harriet: Non-fiction has to be carefully researched and crafted to entertain, inform or titillate the reader’s curiosity. So does fiction, only here the author has room to create her own worlds.


Diana/Emily: Have you created a favorite character? If so, please tell us about them.

Harriet: I have created FRANKLY MADAME’S Rhetta Scarlett Butler, a kooky reporter for the Beyond Fantasy magazine, dedicated to exposing charlatans who claim they have supernatural sources of power and are bilking people of money. Ghosts are her business, but she runs into more frightening things than ghosts, including the handsome Dax Larue, who does not share her worldview. When she encounters the supernatural, she turns to the Bible for explanations. What she uncovers is a stunning look at the spiritual dangers of experimenting with the occult.

 Diana/Emily: What’s the greatest challenge you face in your writing and how are you overcoming it? Harriet: The greatest challenge is choosing the right publisher. I have learned that whatever house you choose, you have to do your own marketing, unless you have best seller recognition. Whenever I meet and greet the readers, I have no trouble selling my books. So I take every opportunity to be at signing and festivals.

Diana/Emily: What’s been the greatest help in improving your writing?

Harriet: Reading good writers and carefully observing how they craft their stories.

Thanks, Harriet. I appreciate your insight and your SHADOW IN THE RAIN looks fascinating. And in the time of Harry Potter, your bravery in taking on dabbling in the occult is amazing. Best of luck with all your projects!


Not the usual suspects . . .

February 28, 2008

Hello, my friend,
Today is the official launch day for DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS! (Though if you’re an Amazon customer, you know it’s been available here a couple days early!) I love these characters and I’m so excited to be able to offer Artemisia and Trev’s love story to the world.
When I decided to write a Victorian set tale, I wanted to make sure my characters weren’t the usual suspects–you know, the ingenue and the rake. That’s story’s been told, often and well. So I decided to make my heroine outrageous for her time (she’s a widowed duchess who longs to be recognized as a serious artist, so she paints nudes!). And my hero is ‘over-the-top’ sexy (a nude model with nothing to hide, except the fact that he’s Her Majesty’s spy!). If I threw these two strong-minded individuals together, I hoped something interesting would come of it.
The reviews have been terrific. The watchword seems to be “fast-paced.” One reviewer even told me reading it reminded her of riding the “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” attraction at Disney World. She hastened to assure me that was a good thing. And RT BookReviews has tapped my hero, Trevelyn, for their K.I.S.S. Award (Knight in Shining Silver!)
But I know the only review that really counts is YOURS, dear reader. Please let me know what you think of DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS by publishing your review here once you’ve read it. Thanks!

On my local RWA loop, one of the other writers asked what types of promo actually work to introduce an author to new readers. Wow. If I knew the answer to that one, I’d be able to retire to Maui next week. I sort of use the shotgun method myself. I spray the news about my newest release, DISTRACTING THE DUCHESS in every outlet I possibly can and hope that some of it hits the targets.

And one of things I use is book trailers or bookpeeks, as they are sometimes called. Now I know some authors spend beaucoup de bucks having their trailers made professionally. Since I’m not sure they work, I can’t see investing in one since I’m able to put together my own for under $25. But wait you say–What kind of trailer can you make for that piddling amount? Well, check mine out and you tell me.

Ok, I know the music isn’t too hot. There is a way to download professional music clips, but that requires more money and lots of people, like me, regularly turn the speaker on their computer off. Besides, I’m not related to my father for nothing. He’s been known to pinch a penny till it squeals. But cheesy music notwithstanding, the pictures give a hint at what the book is about. And hopefully sparks some interest, which is all a book trailer is expected to do. And for less than $25, I can afford to have it out there even if it doesn’t sell a single book.

So how did I do it? I’m glad you asked. First I downloaded Photostory3 FREE! This is a very simple program that allows you to put pictures together, create captions to tell the story and generate your own music for the bookpeek. I’m the anti-techno queen. Ask anyone. But Photostory is easy and intuitive. My uber-techie husband tells me that means it’s designed to be used by people who can’t even buy a clue. So even the wishiwasa-geek can do it. Like me.

Where did I get the pictures I hear you ask? Google: royalty free photos. You’ll find dreamstime and istock and a host of other sites where folks offer their photos for a very small fee. Some authors like to take their own pictures, but that requires talent with which I have not been gifted. I have a lovely collection of photos of headless family members if anyone’s interested.

One of the things I’ve noticed about book trailers is that they are sometimes too long and give away the entire story. Before I went looking for pictures, I thought about the elements of my story, trying to pick out the most enticing, of course. Then I wrote 10 phrases that tease my book. There isn’t room for complete sentences without covering the picture. Once I was satisfied with my copy, I went in search of 10 pictures that would fit my phrases. Plan to spend a couple hours. Ten frames will give you a trailer that’s about a minute long, which is long enough.

Then I enlisted my techie husband’s help in saving my finished product as a file type that would be accepted by the video sites. To my sorrow, I can’t get YouTube to like my DUCHESS. That site won’t take the upload, but Veoh and MySpace took it without a blink. Dirty rotten YouTube.

One of the benefits of doing a trailer is that it’s sort of like doing a pitch. We need to be able to tell people what our books are about in extremely short form. I’ve heard some authors browse the photo sites before they even write the story as an exercise in brainstorming. If you’re a visual person, like me, you might find it useful.

Wonder if I can do a whole synopsis on Photostory? Might beat the little sticky notes plastered all over my mirror that I use now. Hmmmm . . .


Sensual Fiction

February 20, 2008

Sometimes, writers end up actually talking to people instead of pecking at their keyboards. I’ve been putting together a workshop on writing sensual fiction. While a good part of the workshop will be devoted to crafting sex scenes that advance the story and reveal character along with body parts, another section of the workshop will deal with writing in a way that engages the senses.

Today at my writing group, we were prompted to write a scene where a sci-fi character who leads a bleak life with little light, little food and virtually no sensory stimulation finds a vial of–of all things!–cinnamon. Here’s my 5 minute sketch:

The smell made her light-headed with its stinging sweetness. She shoved the stopper back in the vial. The essence lingered and she took it in down to her toes. Was that how the poison worked, the intoxicating fragrance tempting the victim into sucking ever more in? She pulled the cork from the vial and held it to her nose. The smell made her soft palate ache, but it was a good kind of ache, somehow. If it killed her, she had to taste it.

She put the stopper to her tongue and fireworks crackled in her mouth. She sank down into the corner of her barren room, drunk on the aroma, wallowing in it.

She didn’t mark the time passing, but she realized the scent was fading. Tears stung her eyes as she secreted the vial in her pocket. She’d never sell it, no matter how hungry she got. It was the finest thing that had ever happened to her. 

That night for the first time in her life, she dreamed in color. Brown-skinned girls balanced thick bundles of long brown sticks wrapped in bright colored shawls and the breeze was the sweet breath of the Spice Islands cutting through the stink of ship’s tar and oakum. 

OK, now it’s your turn. Your character is smelling cinnamon–or anything pungent of your choosing–for the first time. Engage my senses.